Amigurumi Angry Birds

Angry Birds appears to have surpassed Farmville on the more-addictive-than-crystal-meth-meter. Given the ready availability of apps that grant you the ability to fling disgruntled fowl at porcine gluttons, Curious Goods couldn't resist the chance to transform this fad into a nifty craft!

Therefore, I have create THE SUPER AMAZING AMIGURUMI ANGRY BIRDS GANG. Pummel your enemies. Show no mercy. Hell, pummel your friends! They were asking for it! 

The only flaw in this set is that all birds are not to scale. Fortunately for you, this set is MJ's! All future sets will be much more authentic. The average height in a set is ~3".

Each glorious set is available for $25. Individual birds are $5.

Ahab, the Knit Squid!

Behold, my first amigurumi! His name is Ahab, though he still has all of his legs and isn't obsessed with revenge against pigmentally-challenged aquatic mammals.

Measuring nearly 20" long from head to tentacle, Ahab has enough arms to hug you four times over. He's quite content to perch on a book shelf or other vantage point, overseeing your daily life. No worries, he won't tell anyone about that thing you do when no one is looking.

Here he is spending some quality time with Jekyll. Shhh, Jekyll, just relax and enjoy the massage.

Ahab is available for the low, low price of $15. Upon request, he can be genetically modified to exhibit a different coloration.